just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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