come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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