I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
