Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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