the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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