Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I think my moral compass just broke
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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