Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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