Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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