You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so let's talk penis.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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