Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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