I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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