I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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