Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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