Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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