can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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