So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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