in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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