After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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