How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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