I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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