Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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