Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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