No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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