Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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