what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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