After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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