the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
the raccoons are back...
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