I just pynch a tree in the face
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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