I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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