i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
