youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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