You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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