So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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