I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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