Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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