Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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