I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I have demons in me.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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