She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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