Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
