I wish I could teleport
if only i could text you this smell
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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