dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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