school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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