I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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