let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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