Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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