I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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