My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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