I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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