have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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