oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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