god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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