She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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