guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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