Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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