Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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