I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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