we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
