That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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